Has This Democratic Primary Killed You Yet? No? LET'S ALL YELL SOME MORE! A DEBATE LIVEBLOG!
Hi dad, I'm IN JAIL. Guys! GUYS! ARE YOU SO ANGRY AT YOUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS WHO ONLY AGREE WITH YOU ON 95 PERCENT OF THE THINGS? ARE YOU READY TO TELL EVERYBODY THEY ARE CROOKS FOR LIKING THAT WHORALLY CLINTON? Can you not wait to spit bile at those idiots who think Bernie Sanders ISN'T A LOON?
Eh, then maybe go to Daily Kos. Because your Wonkette is a kindly mommyblog respite from that kind of viciousness, because THEY ARE BOTH FINE, and THEY ARE BOTH LIBERAL, and they would both be ONE HUNDRED TIMES BETTER than the sanest Republican, and that is John Kasich, so come on guys. Ew.
Here is a fun story! Your editrix's mom, Commie Mom, finally agreed to stop disparaging Hillary Clinton, because "super good reason I persuaded her with." That lasted, I am pretty sure, two days. When our Official Wonkette Baby guest-hosted Morning Joe -- don't know if you saw -- they introduced her as a Bernie Baby, but from "a divided house." My mom was so pissed! How is she not 100 percent Berner, as the grandfruit of her grandloins? (I mean her snatch.) Then my aunt sent me a note: how could I have let Mika Brzezezezzzzz touch her, when Mika "said Bernie supporters aren't hypocrites." JESUS ALL OF YOU STOP IT I AM DEAD FROM YOU, I AM GETTING IT FROM EVERY SIDE.
Kind of makes me finally get how after four years as Wonkette's owner, Ken Layne wandered off into the desert, never to be heard from again.
Boy, can I not wait to liveblog.
Most of the people voting for Bernie probably have no idea who Kissinger is! It was weird that he went there.
If it makes you feel better (and it probably doesn't ), you'd get the same reaction if you say, offered your opinion on the new Star Wars movie ("'You don't like it'? What's wrong with you, you elitist? You're just a stupid (insert racist/sexist/homophobic slur of your choice.)") I guess for me, there's a part of me that's glad that peop,e are arguing over shit that matters instead of trivial minutiae of pop culture or which fueding celebrities is the bigger "slut?"
Also if it makes you feel better, I recently had a big rant about the arm-twisting meme of "electability" being toued for choosing "qualifying" candidates.