Hasn't Moran's Jerk Son Suffered Enough Through 'Embarrassing Situation' Of Beating Up Girlfriend?
Virginia CongressmanRickJim* Moran's jerk son, Patrick, has pleaded guilty to an "embarrassing situation" of slamming his girlfriend's head into a metal trash can grate. You may remember Patrick from his previous stint embarrassing his (Democrat) dad, for whom he worked, by not recognizing James O'Keefe for some reason, and allowing himself to be taped talking about awesome ways to vote illegally. (Since the raw tape went on for about 500 years, we could not possibly listen long enough to determine whether it was its usual James O'Keefiness , and just assumed that it was.)
After this latest "embarrassing situation," in which cops said the younger Moran's girlfriend was “bleeding heavily from her nose and also observed that her nose and right eye were extremely swollen," Congressman Moran (again, "D") released a statement describing the young couple as "good kids" and asked for privacy so they could put the "embarrassing situation" behind them.
Moran pleaded down from felony domestic violence assault to simple assault.
*When Dok Zoom called Frank Capra "Robert Capra" today, we almost had him summarily executed. That will show us.
Who has a metal grate on their garbage can in the kitchen anyways, right?
"The 9/11 attacks prompted Track Palin to enlist in the Army and he spent a year deployed in Iraq. When his mother was the GOP vice presidential candidate in 2008, she spoke at his deployment ceremony in Fairbanks,"
Yeah, the 9/11 attacks that happened when he was 12 prompted him to enlist.