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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Foaming Pineapple!
Tiki for Mother's Day? Yep. Hooper's bartending for brunch.
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Matthew Hooper
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Trump Campaign Lagging In State Resources, Will Make It Up In Thievery
About what you would expect for a bunch of mobsters.
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Gary Legum
315
That Time Rubber Duck Laid The Hammer Down
Okay, minus 40 years or so. May 16, 1934, in Labor History!
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Erik Loomis
108
Medical Students Staying Away From Abortion Ban States In Droves
A reproductive rights roundup!
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Robyn Pennacchia
274
Poor Little Rich Rudy Can’t Find An Accountant To Touch His Books
Nobody wants to work any more!
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Marcie Jones
303
Mike Johnson Just Intuitively Knows Illegal Aliens Stealing Trump's Precious
That's his elections. Probably also his bodily fluids.
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Doktor Zoom
203
If Trump Is Elected Again, He Will Kill 44 People In The First 180 Days
Project 2025 includes a plan to execute all federal death row prisoners.
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Robyn Pennacchia
238
Kristi Noem's Dog Murder Story Somehow Worse Than We Knew
And other tales of the nation's most psychopathic governor.
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Gary Legum
399
Could Cops Maybe Try To Have The Right Address Before Opening Fire In Someone's Home?
23-year-old Roger Fortson is dead, allegedly because police went to the wrong apartment.
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Robyn Pennacchia
218
Trump Trial: 'I Felt The Skin Of A 60-Year-Old Man'
Day 14, afternoon: More motive, more evidence, more Todd and Susan losin'.
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Marcie Jones
261
Laura Ingraham Calls Stormy Daniels 'Angry Shrew.' That's It, That's The Joke.
There's a word for this.
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Evan Hurst
276
What Have I, What Have I, What Have I Come Into The Kitchen For? Tabs, Friday May 10, 2024
It's the news roundup, rounding up news!
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Doktor Zoom
636
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