Happy 98th Birthday, Ronald Reagan!
We pretty much said all we have to say about this assholeyesterday, so today we'll remember him in pictures. He loved pictures, Reagan did! Especially the moving kind of pictures, the movies! He actually believed movies -- including "E.T., the Extra-Terrestrial" -- were real events that just happened to be captured on film. He was a complete idiot.
Here's Ronald Reagan and his boner, looking up at first wife and former Go-Go's guitarist Jane Wyman's ass:
And now he's dead, still. Hooray! But, as America is learning, his death did not and could not undo the incredible damage he did to the United States. So today, spare a thought for the "great communicator," now rotting in Hell.
This communist never once respected the traditions of the office of president, as proven by this awful gay red t-shirt he's wearing, at a desk.
Good-bye, Reagan! We're going to rename all those government buildings soon, for Obama, since you hated the government so much!
Christ, did this country actually name the Washington National Airport for this sonofabitch, the one whose proudest moment was destroying the rights of American Air Traffic Controllers?